Submissions are OPEN

It’s that time again! From Glasgow to Saturn is now accepting submissions for Issue 49. Submissions will be open from today, September 19, until October 17, so get your creative juices flowing and submit before you miss the chance!

We are accepting prose, poetry, hybrid forms and visual artworks from past and present students, staff and alumni from the University of Glasgow and Glasgow School of Art.

Please go through the submission guidelines carefully before you submit. Submissions that do not follow these guidelines will not be considered. Prose pieces should be no longer than 2,500 words. You can submit up to three poems, with a total length of up to 120 lines. More details are available on the guidelines page.

Please send submissions to: This is a new submissions address, do not send submissions to the old email that you might have submitted to previously. We are unable to consider submissions sent to any address other than this one.

We’re extremely excited to read what you have for us this time around, so let’s make this the best issue so far and submit all your best work! Also keep an eye on our social media channels to avoid missing out on some more exciting news coming in the near future.

Fresher’s Week Event with From Glasgow to Saturn

As we’re getting ready to open up submissions for our next issue, we’ve decided to have a little event to get to know you all during fresher’s week! Expect collage making, wine, nice conversation and a chill atmosphere. It’s an excellent opportunity to get in the creative spirit before submissions open, and to meet fellow creatives in a low-pressure environment.

We’ll be meeting on Wednesday 14th of September between 6 PM and 7.45 PM, at our usual venue for launch parties, Dram! We hope to see you there!

Issue 48 Launch RESCHEDULED

Due to issues with the previous venue, we’ve had to make a last minute reschedule and relocation of the launch of issue 48! We’ll now be holding the launch at Dram! on Monday 30th May at 7PM. Please note that due to the change in venue, we will no longer be having a BYOB policy but alcohol will be available for purchase. We hope this won’t impact anyone’s ability to attend and we look forward to seeing you there!

Issue 48 is Ready to Launch!

We’re happy to announce we’ve finally finalised a date and location for the launch of issue 48! Everyone is invited, and we’d love to see you there even if you didn’t contribute this time.

The launch will take place on the 28th of May at 7PM, running for as long as we’d like to keep going! We will be at Ushi’s Coffee Corner, 182 W Regent St, Glasgow G2 4PQ. There will be no fee to attend the event, but you will likely be asked to make a voluntary donation to support Ushi’s. If you want to consume alcohol, you can bring your own bottle and pay the corkage fee, which will range from £2 to £6. Every contributor will receive a free copy of the issue, and there will also be other copies available for purchase during the event so that friends and family can buy their own.

If you have any accessibility requirements or concerns about attending the launch, please contact us and we’ll try to work with the venue to ensure you’re properly supported and able to attend. Any further questions, email

Submissions Open!

We are delighted to announce that we have now opened submissions for Issue 48 of From Glasgow to Saturn! We’re all *incredibly* excited to have the opportunity to read and review (and be completely starstruck by) your work!

Submissions will close 31st MARCH 11:59pm.

We are accepting prose, poetry, hybrid forms and visual artworks from students, staff and alumni from the University of Glasgow and Glasgow School of Art.

If you would like to submit to us, please check out the submission guidelines. Submissions that do not follow these guidelines will not be considered. Prose pieces should be no longer than 2,500 words. You can submit up to three poems, with a total length of up to 120 lines. More details are available on the guidelines page.

Please send submissions to: This a new submissions address, do not send submissions to the old email that you might have submitted to previously.

We can’t wait to see what everyone submits! Keep your eyes peeled for updates and inspo from our socials very soon  –  good luck to all writers and artists from everyone on the team!

Issue 47 Lift Off!

Dear Readers,

We are delighted to bring you Issue 47 of From Glasgow to Saturn, which also marks the return of the journal to print after two years of existing solely online (much like us!) We would like to thank all of the wonderful and talented contributors who made this issue possible. We hope you love this issue as much as we do. Enjoy!

Issue 46: ready to launch!

After a long old lockdown, we’re very excited to say there’s finally just 24 hours to go until Issue 46 launches! Packed with precise, astute, creative work, it’s a collection of beautiful pieces which we hope will take you on a journey above the clouds.

Come join us in celebrating our wonderful contributors – there’s still time to get your hands on a free ticket to the Zoom launch party tomorrow evening. You can register through the Eventbrite link below.

We look forward to seeing you in the Zoom room where we’ll lift a virtual glass, hear readings from our Issue 46 contributors, and maybe even open up the floor for a wee open mic at the end.

See you there!

Too Raging to Cheers

by Iain Maloney

Let’s get this straight from the start. The Kirin Cup isn’t a cup. It isn’t even a tournament. It’s a marketing exercise by the Kirin beer company. Two international football teams are invited to Japan for a round-robin with the winner awarded the Kirin Cup. It isn’t a real trophy, it isn’t a real tournament. But in our 148-year history (the first international football game was Scotland v. England in 1872, a 0–0 draw) it is the only tournament we have ever won, the only trophy in our cabinet, and in the last twenty-two years, the only tournament we’ve even been in, so we’re claiming it. It’s ours. Scotland, Kirin Cup winners, 2006.

            I was in Japan then, and watched it on TV, the distance to Saitama being a bit beyond my budget at the time. Scotland, in an echo of that first ever match, ground out a boring scoreless draw but after beating Bulgaria 5–1, it was enough. So when Scotland returned in 2009 for the even-less-like-a-real-tournament Kirin Challenge Cup (literally a one-off friendly with the fallacy of a trophy at the end dangled like a limp carrot in front of an apathetic donkey), I wasn’t going to miss out on the glory.

It’s like the in-laws meeting. Japan versus Scotland. A friendly.
            The Nissan Stadium, Yokohama, site of the 2002 World Cup Final. We travel through to Yokohama and check in, ten minutes from the stadium. Far enough to enjoy the crowds on the approach, close enough to escape. We get dressed up; it’s a special occasion after all. Minori’s in a Scotland top, with a Japanese flag around her shoulders. On the way in, we stop at a face-painting stand and each get a hinomaru – the Japanese rising sun – painted on one cheek, a saltire on the other. I’m sporting Shunsuke Nakamura’s number 10 top from the 2006 World Cup and an enormous saltire tied round my waist, hanging like a Highland sarong, and a Lion Rampant cape, flying in the wind like Marvel’s William Wallace. We look good, an advert for multiculturalism.

On the way out of the hotel we take the lift with some Japanese guys. ‘Scotland?’
            ‘You don’t wear skirt?’
            ‘I forgot to shave my legs.’
            Beers, photos, cheers and chants. We bought our tickets in the country so we’re in amongst the Japanese fans, main stand, far from the tiny pocket of Tartan Army, a little village of indomitable Gaels in the corner. In Japan there’s only a vague attempt at fan segregation because there’s no violence, no atmosphere of threat. Football is a family day out; you bring the wife and kids, your packed lunch and your noise- makers. Saying that, they’re getting cannier with foreign fans. I was at the FIFA Club World Cup at Toyota Stadium in 2011, an infamous game amongst those who were there. The authorities were in no way prepared for the Espérance de Tunis fans, fresh from ousting Ben Ali earlier in the Arab Spring. They were rowdy, they were dancing, they were singing, they were drinking. They would not take their seats and they were in no way intimidated by the teenage ball boys deployed to stop a pitch invasion when dodgy refereeing handed Al Sadd of Qatar a 2–1 win. It was hilarious, by far the most fun I’ve ever had at a sports event. The following year, there were fences and guards and much less fun.

            Back in Yokohama, the teams come out, line up, and it’s anthem time. The Japanese one, sad, interminable, slowly fades into life and people start singing mournfully. I maintain this anthem is to blame for much underperforming by Japanese teams. An anthem should be rous- ing, bordering on martial, certainly in a major key, and ideally with a bit of bombast, something to get the blood flowing, the adrenaline pumping, something, well, anthemic. What it shouldn’t be is a dirge that would make Radiohead go ‘fucking hell, cheer up, mate’. Still, everyone sings along. A round of applause. Then it’s our turn, ‘Flower Of Scotland’. That’s more like it. Rousing, bloody, even has gaps perfectly suited to a gloss of swearing. I feel a bit self-conscious, the only one in the main stand giving it laldy, but you’ve got to represent, and it really is a very rousing anthem.

They start to boo. The people around me. And with each boo I sing a little louder. And a little louder. Then I stand up, flag up. Alone. I can barely hear the fifty outriders of the Tartan Army at the other end, but the indignation, the anger, makes me add my voice to theirs. I try to drown out the booing. I fail.
            I sit down in a purple rage, fists clenched.
            ‘Good job,’ says the man two seats along. ‘Good singing.’
            ‘Fuck you,’ I say. ‘Fuck you. Why did you boo?’
            I show him.
            ‘To show we support Japan.’
            ‘You hate Scotland?’
            ‘To boo means you hate something. You all said, “I hate Scotland. Scotland can fuck off.” Well, you can fuck off, too.’ He says nothing, looks at the pitch.
            Minori breaks her silence. ‘Leave it.’

A drubbing. 2–0. Should have been more. None of the regular first team have travelled, Japan is at full strength. Honda scores both. Smirks around me. I’m not singing any more. Scotland isn’t well known in Japan. Now they know something about us. They know we’re crap at football. My students are going to rip the piss when I get back to work. We leave. The crowds mix, and the kids are fascinated by these massive guys in skirts. Up ahead one is teaching them English.
            ‘Say fuck.’
            ‘No, not FAKU, Fuck. Fuck.’
            ‘FAKU. FAKU.’
            ‘Better. Not great. Now. The.’
            ‘Not za, the. The.’ And he makes this sound like a snake with a lisp. ‘Thrpp,’ the kids say, blowing raspberries.
            ‘Together. Fuck the.’
            His mates are in stitches. A father says to me, in Japanese, ‘What’s he teaching them?’
            ‘A football chant.’
            ‘Is it bad?’
            ‘It’s not good.’
            He looks like he wants to intervene, to say something. I shake my head. ‘Leave it.’
            Is this how they see me? They’re like the goons in the Popeye cartoons. Huge slabs of flesh, knuckles hanging low.

‘Hey, pal, vodka Coke, eh.’ We’ve gone into a bar for some food and drink, see what the craic is.
            ‘Vodka fuckin’ Coke, capisce?’
            ‘Fucksake, this is Bacardi, no fuckin’ vodka. Hey, pal, Ah said vodka. V-O-D-K-A. Understand?’
            I intervene.
            ‘Wokka cora?’
            ‘Wokka nai.’ Cocktail bars have vodka, but not a regular place like this. No one drinks vodka Coke here. I translate. The kind of attitude that would vote for Brexit rises, outraged that what you can get in Barrhead you can’t automatically get in Yokohama.
            ‘Come on, let’s get out of here. We’ll go to an izakaya. There won’t be any fans there.’
            As Minori finishes her drink I go up to pay. There’s fear, exhaustion, something in the guy’s eyes as he watches me approach. What hassle am I going to give him? Relief when I ask for the bill in Japanese, hand over the money without any problems. As he gives me my change, I say,             ‘Gomenne. Konya, ganbarre.’ Sorry about this. Good luck tonight.
            He grabs my hand and starts shaking it. ‘Arigatō. Thank you. Good night.’
            We go home.

An extract from the memoir The Only Gaijin in the Village: A year in rural Japan out now on Birlinn/Polygon.

Iain Maloney is the author of “The Only Gaijin in the Village”, a memoir about moving from Scotland to rural Japan. He has also published three novels and a haiku collection, and is an editor and lectures on writing in Japan. He has degrees in English (Aberdeen) and Creative Writing (Glasgow) and writes regularly for a number of publications including the Japan Times.

Originally published in Issue 19 as ‘Homegame’ which can be read in our Archive.